The Electric Gentleman

Excellent. Enter into the Exciting world of the Electric Gentleman Model no. EJ8752990 as known as EJ...for short. Current Location: Atlanta Age : 24 Horoscope: Gemini (so watch out MFers) Alias(es): Los, Erick-Joseph, CreoleContradiction, Ricky Atmosphere Occupation: Tech Analyst IG: @creolecontradiction

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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Anonymous asked: 6. To chill


Answer:

I mean we can. If I knew who you were.

daniel-ferrell:

cobblestones-brokenbones:

okhaley:

127-lbs:

the-jackals:

tedbre:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

this was why they put the reblog button on the bottom of posts

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE LINDSAY LOHAN OR SOME SHIT WOW

Always reblog because perfection.

I was waiting for the stupid patrick thing but yay the real post. love it.

This is sacred

This is beautiful.

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Anonymous asked: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance


Answer:

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

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askboxmemes:

1. A baby
2. A second chance
3. Sex
4. Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
10. An apology
11. A hug
12. Be my bitch
13. Be my sex buddy
14. Simply to be mine
15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

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panarriqueno:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

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fatbitchesinthekitchen:

One of Beyonce’s dancers tonight, Alvester Martin! 

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